Art of the Folked
New Study Shows Drinking Coffee Can Add Centuries to Your Life, Finally Giving You Time to Finish That Novel You Started in College
According to a groundbreaking new study, drinking coffee can extend your lifespan by an incredible 500 years. The study, which...
Santa Snowman
Merry Christmas you dolphin loving foot sniffing freaks!
Bikini Cowboy Girl: My Circuits Are Not Functioning
I am barely operational.
Pixel Toast
It's hard to pick a favorite.
Nope v.03 UFO From Within the Clouds
FADE IN: INT. CLOUDY SKY - DAY The sky is dark and overcast, with thick clouds rolling across the horizon....
The Great Humanzee-Robot War: A Cautionary Tale of Playing God
In the year 2035, deep in the heart of the Amazon rainforest, a group of mad scientists had finally succeeded...
Pixelated Toast
Tell me this doesn't look delicious.
Horrorscopes for the Week of December 11
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You will do anything to make others feel uncomfortable, even in their own homes. Your intention...
Nope v.02 The UFO and the Cowboy
It was a dark and stormy night in the Wild West. The sky was filled withlightning and the wind howled...
EMToast Corporate Logo Drafts
In 2025 When EMToast becomes a large corporation, a new logo will be chosen. Thousands of people will be hired,...
Bikini Cowboy Girl Beginnings: Leaving the Farm
In the style of Beatrix Potter?
Emtoast Colorful Stickers
Feel free to print out these colorful stickers and stick them all over your kitchen. Back in the 80's kids...
Nope v.01 The Hunger from the Sky
Fade in: Ext. Desert - Day We see a group of people walking through the desert. They are a diverse...
Robot Parade v.05 Remnants of the Once-Proud Robots
It was a dark and stormy night, and the streets were empty except for the throngs of robots marching in...
Robot Parade v.01
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a group of robots decided to hold a parade. The...
Oil Paint on Toast
I can't figure out why anyone would even spend the time to do this type of thing. I mean does...
Standing Side by Side, One of Them Held a Slice of Toast Up
The pixel art depicted two beautiful women, standing side by side. One of them held a slice of toast up...
Girl with the Golden Tooth Song Lyrics
She's the girl with the golden toothShining bright, shining truthShe lights up the room with her smileShe's got style, she's...
The Colorful Toast
The toast was a deep golden color, the color of the sun at its peak in the sky. It was...
Young Billy Wizard and the Werewolves
Billy Wizard was a young boy who lived in a small village on the outskirts of a dense forest. He...
Graffiti Paintings of Toast
Who could possibly be this interested in toast? No human. Perhaps the toast is painting itself? Self portraits. Is toast...
Toast Clipart for My Book Report
I needed clip art for my book report on the book How to Make Toast. Couldn't find it anywhere so...
Neon Toast Wall Art
The walls of my room look this way. Glowing buzzing neon toast lulls me to sleep. In the summer mosquitoes...
Freaky Toast Man
Your mind has been invaded by the freaky toast man. Nothing will ever be the same for you. It it...
When She First Saw the Werewolves He Was With Her
Whe she first saw the werewolves, he was with her. They walked together across the humans. The moon was their...
Werewolf Movie Poster 3: Moon Back
These titles are so creative. I hope the werewolves at least look cool. It's pretty sad when all the best...
Werewolve Movie Poster 2: Moon Eyes
That's right! I said it. Moon Eyes.
Werewolf Movie Poster 1: Moon Mouth
It's no Howling, but maybe a Wolven. The age of Werewolves is upon us.
Claymation Werewolf Scientists
If these were action figures, I'd probably consider buying one.
Werewolf Scientists
They are searching for a cure. The cure for humanity, and it's wolf shaped.
Marzipan Hellboy for Sale
Next Easter I am asking my mom for a marzipan Hellboy. Father Ryner says Devil is bad, but red Marzipan...