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May
11
2013
Merry Christmas to all from your friends at EMToast. Tags: Birthday, Christian folklore, christmas, jesus
Klaus described in great detail how he was going to engineer a car that ran solely on blood, human blood. He said he wanted to go to college just so he could create this car and make it so people would have to go to the filling station and ask the attendant to fill it with the RH negative. “It’s going to blow people’s minds, maybe they will all stop driving and start walking everywhere. Tags: Bixby, typewriter, typing
Sep
24
2012
“She poked the bruise as if it were a rotten spot on a piece of fruit”Posted by bixby in Art of the Folked
Sep
23
2012
“A woman put her hand inside the cage of her father’s lion”Posted by bixby in Art of the Folked
Sep
23
2012
Martha Washington had a tramp stamp that said “Yo Mama”Posted by bixby in Art of the Folked
Sep
22
2012
“If I see her in the store, I’ll just yell RAPE! and run away”Posted by bixby in Art of the Folked
Sep
22
2012
“Don’t make me make your eye bigger than it already is”Posted by bixby in Art of the Folked
Tags: eyes
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